What's your name son? My name's Andrew. Your voice is mad, you know? You're not the most 'tism on the front row anymore. That was mad and I'm sorry I shouldn't mock your voice, there's nothing that you can do about that. But fuck me, that threw me, mate. And it weren't just me 'cause everyone laughed at it, you know what I mean? I'm sorry mate, tha
Yo, the most racist I've ever seen in my life was in China. Holy f*ck, dude! Unbelievable. Any Chinese people here? Yes. Oh, yes! Right? It's crazy! Would you agree? Uh, no, we just speak the truth. Wow. You guys are f*cked up, that is so much worse. That is so much worse. Ja, no, you just- say how it is, you know? When you- when you say- Look at h
Part 1. We've been together since high school. Did you guys lose your V cards together? Yeah. You never caught no other penis? Well... There you go! Bro, my dad's here. Chill. Your dad's here. You don't understand. This makes it way better for all of us. Daddy? F*** with him, not me. F*** with him, not you. Yes. Um... no. So this sh*t is open? We'v
Are you a cop? I don't know what I do. Oh yeah? Ohhh, yeah, you're a cop, alright! Did you just say I don't know what I do? Well you know why I pulled you over? Why don't you hang tight for me right there, alright? F*ck I've always wanted to do that to a cop. Hang tight for a sec for me, alright? You guys f*cking go back to your car and check Insta
You give head? I have braces? That's why I'm double checking. Where's your husband? I don't have one. You don't have one? I'm looking for one. Certainly. You don't think I'm your type? What's your name? Watch this. Janine. Janine, where are you from? From here. Why do you let those walls down? What's up with your parents? Are they still together? T
Are you old enough to be with a guy who's 42? I'm 42. You're 42? Were you ever married? I'm divorced. This is crazy. And I'm 42. And I'm only doing what I do when I do it, right? Do you have kids? No kids. 42, divorced? I got a guy for you in the back. Those are my buddies from college. One of them just got hair surgery. Can I show you a picture? W
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