Where did you two meet? The old-fashioned way. The old-fashioned way. Where? Online dating. Online dating. Blacksingles.com? Yes. Where? Facebook. Facebook. In the marketplace? She was selling her pussy in the marketplace? Damn, she said get you something that's premium roast beef. Did y'all have mutual friends or anything? Yeah, you did. So, who d
And I work for a defense contractor. Damn! You work for a defense contractor? Wow, that is not who I thought you were gonna be. Can I get some pronouns going? Uhh she/her. Okay, got it. Are you a trans woman? I absolutely am. You're a trans woman. Now, are you the only trans woman working at the defense contractor? No?! There's just a defense contr
I love America. You don't like America? You don't like America? F*ck no! Why not? They're f*ckin doucheb@gs. Alright, well... Look at your hat. You literally have the douchebag hat on. But you legitimately don't like America because what? They're dumb. They're stupid? And what do you do for a living? What do you do? It doesn't matter! Yeah, it does
In general, who do you think's more homophobic? Men or women? Men. Are there any straight single guys here? Yeah? Can I ask you a hypothetical question? Yeah. Say you're on a date with a woman. Things are going really well. You're into her. She's showing you photos on her phone and then accidentally shows you a photo of her making out with another
what's your name? Treasure. I'm laughing because that's one of them Nigerian. You Nigerian? Of course. That's what Nigerians be doing, they just be naming their kids after things, you know what I mean? I need money. Treasure. That's what they do. I need a good health. Hospital. Chest? Are you guys brothers? Rafael. You're Nigerian? Rafael. It's bib
Who are you with? My friend. That's your friend? He wants to love you, he wants to f*** you, b****. Are you wasting his time? No! You're not wasting his time? So he has a chance? Who's single here? Come kiss him. Come here, come here. Stand up. Stand up. You're about to lose your man. Stand up. Real quick! Give her a kiss real quick. Stupid a** b**
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